70 lines across five categories, from genuinely funny to knowingly terrible. Hit the button or scan the full list.
概ね、そうではない——映画が描くようなものではない。ナンパの口説き文句がするのは、すでにお互いに興味を持っている二人に、気軽に始められるきっかけを与えることだ。言葉だけで誰かを惹きつけた例はない。口説き文句はドアであって、議論ではない。
つまり、中身よりも伝え方がはるかに重要だ。温かみのある口調で、アイコンタクトを取り、相手が興味を示さなければ簡単に引き下がれる余裕を持って言われる平凡な口説き文句は、巧みに押し付けられるものより効果的だ。自覚的なカテゴリーが存在するのはまさにこのためだ:口説き文句だと率直に認めることで、すべてのプレッシャーを取り除くことができる。
CheesyAre you a parking ticket? Because you've got "fine" written all over you.
CheesyDo you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
CheesyIs your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.
CheesyIf you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
CheesyI'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
CheesyDid the sun come out or did you just smile?
CheesyMy doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.
CheesyDo you have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knee falling for you.
CheesyIs your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
CheesyAre you from Tennessee? Because you're the only Ten I See.
CheesyIf you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple.
CheesyI seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
CheesyAre you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
CheesyI must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
FunnyDo you believe in love at first sight- Or should I walk by again-
FunnyI'm not a photographer- but I can picture us together.
FunnyIf you were a vegetable- you'd be a cute-cumber.
FunnyIs your name Wi-Fi- Because I'm feeling a connection.
FunnyI think there's something wrong with my phone. Your number isn't in it.
FunnyMy doctor told me I need more Vitamin U.
FunnyAre you a parking ticket- Because you've got FINE written all over you.
FunnyI'm writing a book. Can I put your name in it- Because you're a character.
FunnyDid we go to high school together- I could have sworn we had chemistry.
FunnyIf I had a garden- I'd put our tulips together.
FunnyI seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours instead-
FunnyIf you were a cat- you'd be purr-fect.
FunnyI'm really bad at math- but I think we add up.
FunnyMy mom told me not to talk to strangers. So- let's not be strangers anymore.
NerdyAre you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
NerdyMy love for you is like Pi- It's irrational and never ends.
NerdyIs your name Link? Because I want to save you from Ganon.
NerdyYou must be a critical hit- Because you just stole my heart.
NerdyAre you a compiler? Because you bring meaning to my code.
NerdyMy heart does a null check when you're not around. It's empty.
NerdyAre you from Hogwarts? Because you've put a spell on me.
NerdyYou must be a library book- Because I want to check you out.
NerdyIf we were protons, we would repel. But I'm sure we'd attract.
NerdyDo you play Minecraft? Because I think we'd craft a great team.
NerdyMy hypothesis is we should go on a date. Let's test it.
NerdyIs your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a strong connection.
NerdyMy story just got interesting. You must be the plot twist.
NerdyMy radar says you are a rare encounter. I must catch you.
Self-awareI know this is a pickup line. But I really wanted to talk to you.
Self-awareOkay, full honesty- I'm using a pickup line. It's working, right?
Self-awareThis might sound like a pickup line. That's because it is. Hello.
Self-awareI'm not usually good with pickup lines, but I wanted to meet you.
Self-awareHere's my pickup line- I think you seem pretty great.
Self-awareYeah, I'm trying a pickup line right now. Did it get your attention?
Self-awareI saw you and thought- 'I need a good pickup line.' So, hi.
Self-awareConfession- I'm using a pickup line. I just wanted to say hello.
Self-awareThis is a pickup line. It's meant to start a chat with you.
Self-awareI practiced a pickup line in my head. Here it is- you're interesting.
Self-awareI'm going to be straight with you- this is a pickup line. I hoped it would make you smile.
Self-awareMy friend told me to use a pickup line. So, hi there.
Self-awareI'm trying out a new pickup line. It's simply 'hello, you seem nice'.
Self-awareIs it obvious this is a pickup line? I just wanted an excuse to talk.
SmoothI saw you and felt like we should meet. How are you?
SmoothYou have a great laugh. I had to come over and say hello.
SmoothI'm not usually this bold, but I wanted to talk to you.
SmoothThis place is interesting, but you're definitely the best part.
SmoothI've been looking for a reason to come over. You're it.
SmoothIs it just me, or do we have a lot in common already?
SmoothI like your style. What kind of things do you enjoy?
SmoothI'm having a good night, and I think you could make it better.
SmoothExcuse me, I just noticed you and wanted to say hi.
SmoothYou look like someone who knows how to have fun. Care to share?
SmoothI had a feeling I should introduce myself. I'm [Your Name].
SmoothThere's something about you that caught my attention. What's up?
SmoothI was just thinking about how great this night is, then I saw you.
SmoothI came over because I thought you seemed really cool. Am I right?